some of the worst pick-up lines…
i’m new in town. can i have directions to your house?
if you were a hamburger at mcdonald’s, you’d be mcgorgeous.
do you have a mirror in your pants? ’cuz i can see myself in your pants.
my love for you is like the energizer bunny, it just keeps going and going.
do you believe in love at first sight, or should i walk by again?
what do you like for breakfast?
you look like the girl who’s seen heard every line in the book. what’s one more?
are you tired? ‘cuz you’ve been running through my head all day?
is you dad in jail? ‘cuz he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
(look at the tag of her shirt) i just wanted to see if you were really made in heaven.
did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
you must be a broom ‘cuz you’re sweeping me off my feet.
what’s your sign?
are you lost? ‘cuz heaven’s far away from here.
do you have your license? ‘cuz you’re driving me crazy!
here i am. what are your other two wishes?
can i take your picture. i want santa to know exactly what i want for x-mas.
you were great on baywatch last night.
you’re a great thief. ‘cuz you stole my heart from across the room!
is your last name gillette? ‘cuz you’re the best a man can get!
if i could rearrange the alphabet, i’d put “u” and “i” next to each other.
are you religious? ‘cuz you’re the answer to all my prayers.
uh-oh, i’m choking! i need mouth-to-mouth, quickly!
i hope you know cpr, ‘cuz you just took my breath away!
are you jamaican? ‘cuz ja makin me crazy.
are you from tennessee? ‘cuz you’re the only 10 i see.
guys…or girls…do us all a favor and don’t use these lines: play your part in making the world a better, less sketchy, cleaner place!
and remember…if you have any bad pick-up lines, post them in a comment!
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